Amused As Hell

Released in 2002 by Beneath Music
Transpose
INTRO (x2)
Fmaj7
Em7
VERSE 1
Fmaj7
Get wet, get hard, it’s
Em7
Tuesday
Fmaj7
Show the world you
Em7
care
Fmaj7
Trivial
so
Em7
lutions
Fmaj7
In trivial af
Em7
fairs
Fmaj7
Tonight there is a
Em7
party
Fmaj7
For a perfume called “De
Em7
spair”
Dm7
There’s been a revo
Em7
lution
F
In women’s under
Em7
wear
Am
Now there’s a purchase to smoothe every frown
E7
Trucks packed with catalogues yawn into town
Am
Billboards and flat screens announce all is well
The
E7
peak of our history
Bb
united,
as
A
sured
Amused as
Dm
hell
C
Dm7
Dm
C
Dm7
Dm
C
Dm7
Amused as
Dm
hell
C
Dm7
Dm
C
Bb
VERSE 2
Fmaj7
The torsos keep gy
Em7
rating
Fmaj7
All tattooed, oiled and
Em7
waxed
Fmaj7
There’s been a revo
Em7
lution
Fmaj7
Paradise is
Em7
fact
Fmaj7
Do they fuck as well as
Em7
fake
it?
Fmaj7
Well, you only need to
Em7
ask
Dm7
Ah, such a lot of
Em7
fucking
F
More than ever in the
Em7
past
Am
Cut to a famine, a drought or a war
Need a
E7
break in the fun so the wine can be poured
The
Am
ghost of last Christmas now plays William Tell on the
E7
head of your firstborn
Bb
But you should still be
A
amused as
Dm
hell
C
Dm7
Dm
C
Dm7
Amused as
Dm
hell
C
Dm7
Dm
C
Dm7
INTERLUDE
Bb
Novelty is
Gm
endless
And
Bb
nothing’s ever
Dm
new
Bb
But this is no for
Dm
ever
Just a
Dm
thing that planes fly
Cm
through
Dm
Eb
C
VERSE 3
F
Here on the bypass, the loose bottom rung
Where
E7
flopsongs are written, where dayjobs are done
The
F
non-sovereign nations, in thousands, in ones
No
E7
land and no laws, from their black-spotted lungs
They
F
roar out to curse you and spit in your face
They are
E7
not being ironic; I think we should make
A
F
benefit concert, a swell carousel
Where the
E7
stars dry-hump livestock,
Bb
and you can all
Asus4
be
Amused as
Dm7
hell
Amused as
Dm7
hell
C
A
Bb
mused as hell
OUTRO/FADE
Dm
Grand
C
Necro
Dm7
politan
Dm
Grand
C
Necro
Dm7
politan
Dm
De
C
sire
out
Dm7
strips
demand
Dm
Don’t
C
bomb
Vi
Dm7
agrastan
Dm
Grand
C
Necro
Dm7
politan
Dm
Grand
C
Necro
Dm7
politan
Dm
De
C
sire
out
Dm7
strips
demand
Dm
Don’t
C
bomb
Vi
Dm7
agrastan