Rat Poison Rendezvous
Released in 2006 by Beneath Music
Transpose
INTRO
Dm
Bbm
Gm
Bb
VERSE 1
Well it’s a
Dm
glitte
Bbm
ring
oc
Gm
casion
Bb
The
Dm
guards are
Bbm
fancy-
Gm
free
Bb
They
Dm
toast the
Bbm
bride and the
Gm
wedding
Bb
night
Of
Dm
Cousin
Bbm
Gregor
Gm
y
Bb
VERSE 2
The
Dm
inmates
Bbm
are
in
Gm
vited
Bb
To an
Dm
after-
Bbm
party soiree
Gm
Bb
Enter
Dm
tainment’s
re
Bbm
quired and so
Gm
shots are
Bb
fired
And the
Dm
porn and the
Bbm
music do
Gm
play
Bb
Dm
What is that
Bb
substance you’re
Gm
snorting?
Dm
Was it guaran
Bb
teed by a
Gm
lab?
Caug
Or do you
Dm
take it on
Bb
trust? I sup
Gm
pose that you must
When your
F7
lifestyle is bling-bling and fab
CHORUS 1
Rat
Bm7
poison
C#7
rendezvous
Your spleen, your
D/A
nostrils and you
Must each say bye-
G7
bye
They’re all going to
F#m
die
Adim
Rat
Bm7
poison
C#7
rendezvous
I feel like
D/A
one of the crew
The one who can’t
G7
leave
Cause of the bride and her
F#m
steed
G
Bb
G
Bb
VERSE 3
Dm
Mrs.
Bbm
Cousin
Gm
Grego
Bb
ry
My
Dm
death-war
Bbm
rant’s full
Gm
stop
Bb
May she
Dm
bear him many
Bbm
children,
mal
Gm
formed,
still
Bb
born
And
Dm
steal every
Bbm
penny he’s
Gm
got
Bb
VERSE 4
But I
Dm
know he
Bbm
won’t be
Gm
lonely
Bb
Not with
Dm
bosom
Bbm
buddies like
Gm
you
Bb
Always
Dm
stone-cold
Bbm
sober and
Gm
so
re
Bb
fined
A
Dm
part from a
Bbm
gangbang or
Gm
two
Bb
Dm
Thank you for
Bbm
keeping good
Gm
order
Bb
In our
Dm
holiday
Bbm
camp in the
Gm
woods
Caug
You de
Dm
serve to re
Bbm
lax, hoover
Gm
up,
Bb
knock it back
Like a
F7
legion of
Cm7
warriors
Ebm6
should
CHORUS 2
Rat
Bm7
poison
C#7
rendezvous
Lay down those
D/A
guns, don’t be cruel
Your friends don’t look
G7
well
Look! They seize and they
F#m
swell
Adim
Rat
Bm7
poison
C#7
rendezvous
Don’t spoil the
D/A
party, will you
From ears, mouths and
G7
eyes
A blue, black, crimson
F#m
tide
G
Bb
G
Bb
VERSE 6/OUTRO
Dm
Bbm
Gm
Bb
Dm
Bbm
Eb7/A#
This one’s dead, go get help, take the keys from his belt
That one’s stoned, cut his throat, take the keys, draw the bolt
Out the gate, pick a car, smash the glass, rip to start;
Smash the glass, rip to start
Smash the glass, rip to start
Dm
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Dm
Through the craters
On the muddy track
On the way to the bumpy road
To the world we used to know