Uh, I’m here on a mission to tell you exactly what can go wrong if you’re not careful. You see, it’s like this: you’re running down the staircase at random; you take one step, you take two steps, you take seven steps, 10 steps, two steps, 15 steps, 19 steps. You’re lying in a heap at the bottom of the staircase; blood – bones, powder, that sort of thing – and you’re wondering, how did I get here? And then you look up and you see … it’s a man in a cowl. It’s a man in a cowl. He opens his face to you – it’s Jimmy Tarbuck. He is saying, “Kiss the ring … Kiss the ring.” And he says, “Yes, there is a Santa Claus, and anybody who blasphemes against Santa or any of his helpers shall die.” What do you do? What do you do?